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Tits-and-Nunchucks

This tumblr is the only place of merriment and ecstasy that isn't a vagina
Apr 17 '14

pan-pizza:

pizza-supper:

pan-pizza:

nolanthebloghog:

"I saw your podcast, it didn’t seem like two real people talking, it was just two despicable human beings who haven’t been assassinated yet or sent to prison."

Thanks Pan.

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hell fuckin yeah


You people are fucking nazi’s I hope you 2 get eradicated from this planet

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Worst Podcast Ever

Calm down Pan, your vagina showing…

Apr 17 '14

uncleclustersthirdbrain:

laurennmcc:

rahzzah:

I will never not reblog this

If you find that this video is making the rounds and I have not reblogged it, contact the local authorities because I am most likely dead and my Tumblr is being updated by an impostor.


"One Man, One Lord, One Faith, One Baptism, Two Nunchucks."

up in the air like Mary Lou Retton

(Source: youtube.com)

Apr 15 '14
nolanthebloghog:

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

The less tumblr users that are alive the better

Thin the numbers, the strong shall live, the weak will die…

nolanthebloghog:

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

The less tumblr users that are alive the better

Thin the numbers, the strong shall live, the weak will die…

(Source: theothermayor)

Apr 15 '14

nolanthebloghog:

neopollotan:

Whenever I get sad about my anatomy I look at Rob Liefeld’s art and that cheers me up.

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I feel like that’s photoshopped.

Please tell me that’s photoshopped.

Oh Nolan how I wish it was

Apr 15 '14

(Source: dropkickcafe)

Apr 10 '14
pan-pizza:

I hate everything


There are not enough Jontron gifs to describe my emotions at this moment

pan-pizza:

I hate everything

There are not enough Jontron gifs to describe my emotions at this moment

(Source: rodack)

Apr 10 '14

sonic2001 asked:

haha youre actual fucking shit delete ur blog

nolanthebloghog:

alihb:

sharkbearagatorissobasegod:

nolanthebloghog:

sonic2001:

nolanthebloghog:

sonic2001:

nolanthebloghog:

sonic2001:

nolanthebloghog:

sonic2001:

nolanthebloghog:

I may be actual shit, but that doesn’t mean I can’t have a blog don’t tread on me I have rights I WILL TEAR DOWN THE PATRIARCHY

delete ur blog please… u r so terrible and not funny

Bitch I’m hilarious *hair flip*

dont say the word b*tch u sick little man 

pffft what

are you seriously telling me not to swear

bitch

bitch bitch bitch cunt fuck shit dick slut ass damn hell

stooooopid.

educate urself AND FUCKING DIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

I’ll go to college eventually don’t worry.

die ! abliest and sexist . diee

we all die someday man \

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Niggas die everyday

That’s a point. Real niggas be dying every day. Why are you wasting your time on a blog everybody hates?

everyone loves me what’re you talking about??////

Everybody loves Nolan he’s the charming morally ambiguous anime protagonist we all need but don’t deserve.

Apr 10 '14

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

(Source: iraffiruse)

Apr 10 '14

whats-left-of-the-assassins:

abbythecatlover:

chubbymon:

portentouscatastrophe:

lastglimpsetheatre:

dolphinhats:

alicexz:

toothyhalcyon:

Welcome to Tumblr.

Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life

wait…this is a completely different gif set on my blog…

Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.

Yes.

What? How? O_O

IT KNOWS WHAT FANDOMS YOUR IN

holy shit I’m trying this

(Source: toothytyrant)

Apr 8 '14

What I do in my free time…

Apr 8 '14
FOX ONLY

FOX ONLY

(Source: erarg)

Apr 7 '14

So I’ve officially liked 2008 post on Tumblr. That’s like so 6 years ago.

Apr 7 '14

kassandraheller:

Clarence premiers on TV next Monday but you can watch part 1 of the episode online!!

I’m so proud to be apart of the Clarence crew! I think it’s a pretty great show and I hope you’ll give it a try! Watch the entire first episode April 14th…I think it’s on after Adventure Time?? I don’t know just check your tv guides.

Spread the word about this awesome show! Have a Clarence viewing party. DVR it. Record it on VHS. Take selfless with your tv. Tumblr some gifs of it or something!

Jeff don’t play no games…

Apr 5 '14
brianhoover156:

egoraptor?

brianhoover156:

egoraptor?

(Source: argylepotahtoes)

Apr 4 '14

thatmetticguy:

I love engrish